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06/09/2007 12:39:20
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topic:
Italian owners trackday...Anybody going???
bikecrazy
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Is anybody on this forum doing the Italian bike only trackday on Sunday the 16th of September coming?
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06/09/2007 12:36:56
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topic:
The names crazy...bikecrazy
bikecrazy
Posts 4
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Hi as the name might suggest, im bloody bike crazy! Presently driving a 96 Honda CBR250, soon to be replaced by an 05 R6. Love Moto GP, though am sick o it being so boring lately. Anyway thats me summed up in a fishbowl...
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06/09/2007 12:32:52
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topic:
I have a bike
bikecrazy
Posts 4
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Well thats good for you...
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06/09/2007 12:31:23
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topic:
Kerrymen Joke
bikecrazy
Posts 4
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I thought this one was pretty good...dont know about you guys though
Two Kerrymen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird
section and Gerry says to Paddy,' Dat ' s dem. ' The owner comes over
and
asks if he can help them. ' Yeah, we ' ll take four of dem dere little
budgies in dat cage dere, ' says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and Gerry pay
for
the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry ' s truck to drive to
the top
of the Connor Pass. At the Connor Pass , Gerry looks down at the
1000
foot drop and says,
Dis looks like a grand place. ' He takes two birds out of the box,
puts
one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to
the
bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of
his
best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says,
Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook ' n dangerous for me! '
THERE ' S MORE...
Moment ' s later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He ' s been to the
pet
shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another
cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
' Hi, Paddy, watch dis, ' Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box
and
lets him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the
cliff
with the gun. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun
and
shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until
he
>>hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his
head
nd says,
' And I ' m never trying dat parrotshooting either! '
IT IS NOT OVER YET...
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when
Sean
appears. He ' s also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard
box
out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its
legs
and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until
he
hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Paddy shakes his head.
' Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping,
den Seamus parrotshooting...
and now Sean and his fook 'n hengliding! ' 
edited by bikecrazy on 06/09/2007
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24/08/2007 10:56:56
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topic:
Karl; Admin
karlc
Posts 14
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Hey im karl. I work for Bike Buyers Guide Magazine and numerous other magazine titles also. Im an admin on the forum, so any thrash talk and it'll be me you have to deal with! Happy browsing...
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24/08/2007 10:42:21
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topic:
I have a bike
karlc
Posts 14
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It has two wheels
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30/07/2007 11:53:37
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topic:
I cant stand couriers
karlc
Posts 14
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They dont maintain their bikes, are downright rude and also wear their helmets up off their face like some teenager on a moped. 
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18/07/2007 16:49:15
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topic:
Bike Buyers Guide Forum!
karlc
Posts 14
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Having recently updated the website, we thought we'd treat you guys nationwide to having your very own....
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18/07/2007 16:45:16
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topic:
I tell me ma
karlc
Posts 14
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when i go home the boys wont leave the girls alone
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